As I sat and tried to churn out my first post on this new blog, I endeavored to skip over the “What I’ve Been Up to and How My Life is Now Compared to a Year Ago” entry. Partly because it seemed hokey and indulgent, also because there are minimal blanks to fill in.
That said, after many hours/days/weeks/months of attempting this method and writing ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY NOTHING, I have determined that it is necessary to provide this info. My bitching requires context.
My Life in Four Points:
Friends: See where I am there? The pink dot, in relation to any/all of my friends, blue dots? Unacceptable.
Job: My career path can be best summed up in this semi-mathematical statement*:
Future: In 2013, I will be getting the helllllllllllllllllll out of here. Destination?
1.) Take a look at the Friend map.
2.) I hear there is awesome music, kazillions of food trucks and men with beards there.
3.) Food trucks and men with beards.
Didn’t you miss us?!
*If I actually knew how to write an equation, this entire point would be rendered moot.