I asked Erin how to discuss my election addiction publicly. Because my dirty, nasty election addiction and the emotions related to its culmination are weighing on me. She consoled me and suggested it’s okay to just tell you guys about my “throbbing election erection. Rubbed off by millions of Twitter feeds. There’s nothing gross about that. Perfectly natural!”
Thank god for friends who understand.
So yeah. There it is. I have a lot of confused feelings right now. In order to get some closure, I made a little something in the spirit of the touching children’s classic, Goodnight Moon. I will miss you all.
Goodnight man shaking hands with goon
And silver spoon
And goodnight Mittens
And goodnight creep
Goodnight puppet show
And goodnight Ohio
And goodnight Ann
And goodnight to the old man