Megan: so..apparently it’s valentine’s day?
i can’t keep track of the date, but everyone on facebook says so?
Erin: oooooh that’s what all that’s about
i am but a poor single person
i believe ritual suicide is expected of me today
Megan: yes, have you ordered your red heart-spotted suicide stationary yet?
Erin: i planned to make my own. with my blood.
before i drink poison while listening to “One is the Loneliest Number” on loop
have you taken any suicide measures yet?
Megan: my bathtub is prepped for a romantic soak with a tragic ending
Erin: nicely done
that last one sums up my feelings
Megan: we win!