Megan and Erin are friends. Last year they lived in Korea and were responsible for crafting young minds and contributing to society. They wrote about that here to the great delight of everyone. Now they live in the middle part of America. This transition has been positive (Good beer!) and difficult (Lengthy unemployment!). As their new lives stabilize, they find they have lots of things to say about everything. Usually not polite things. For misadventures and hijinx, read on.